February 2012
4 posts
CrazyRandomHappenstance
timithina:
It`s funny that this would happen exactly one year after we met.
It’s funny how the world works, doesn’t it? It pulls people apart only to bring them back together. Sometimes, timing is everything. I wasn’t even looking this time.
2 tags
I need a Sherlock RP. Anyone want to be a taker?
1 tag
RP ftw? →
I win.
eziolikesitintheass:
my friend literally asked, “What’s Sherlock about?”
…
This is my LIFE.
January 2012
7 posts
“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking...”
– Jane Austen (via mimikova)
“I used to think I was scared by death. Or by facing death-by combat and action...”
– Captain Jack Harkness
from the novel Deviant Strain
(via skittythegreat)
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December 2011
10 posts
stop-watches-and-sorcerers:
you’re fucking welcome.
THANK YOU.
Why is he gay? It’s not fair!
I need a puppy. I cant decide between a Newfoundland or a Sheltie. So much cute! Cuddly and big. Newfies are cuuuuute and lazy. Shelties are active, loyal, and aware. Need puppy. Thoughts?
Listening to Animal Collective
reminds me of driving around Deer Creek with you. You were belting “My Girls” and I was laughing and smiling. You made me feel complete. You drove like a maniac, and I laughed. You told me about your life, and I was happy. We were having fun. This was all before I started seriously dating your friend. I wish we could go back to that. That was who we are. Going to Target, playing...
Everything I touch turns to shit.
Wonderful. She thinks I’m not grateful because of comments I made after babysitting. I don’t want this. Make her stop. She didn’t even want to see my face. She isn’t yelling…yet. Why did I have to speak? I don’t think there is an importance when it comes to money! I screwed up, I spoke wrong. Can we just move on? Can we just let me be an idiot. Because...
I'mSoPatheticAndIt'sAllForYou
I’m in love with you and it makes me stupid. Stupid girl making dumb decisions. I only want you to not use me. That’s all I ask. Simple, right?
Dear Hulsey,
I’m so, so, so fucked. Why? Why must you hate me? SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. Shoot me.
They all told me I was in love with you.
I guess I was just too blind to see it until now. My fingers froze for you. What I would do for you to smile at me is ridiculous. If only you had just asked me to come home with you. I would have done anything you asked. But please don’t break my heart. I still need you.
November 2011
10 posts
I am officially a slut bag. Hello, bag of slut. Do you get to be a person? No. Just a hoe.
My house smells like brownies.
Seriously, guys. We’re on brownie watch. Good lord. I love my family.
Everything is not as it seems.
I'll take questions from the audience.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Do it do iiittt
A Letter from the Queen Bitch
Thank you for teaching me something really valuable. I need to be my own best friend. I need to love myself. Next year, I’m going to college. I want the next four years to be the best years of my life. I’m not going to let anyone get in the way of that. I am my best friend. I will work hard to be the best I can be. I will make friends and be happy in college. I will get a fresh start....
Thank you, sir.
For ruining chick-fil-a for me. This sucks. Just give me sweet tea and fattening food. I will be fat and happy. Later, bitches. I’m gonna get fat so that someone will love me.
At least someone loves me for who I am. Even if it’s not you.
Why
All I did was care about you. All I have wanted to do is talk to you. You have not and will not grant me that privilege. It hurts me. Do you get that? I’m hurt.
These stone walls are starting to tumble down. It is not going to be good.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they’re yours. If they don’t, they never were.
My grandma has cancer, reblog if you care. I'll...
October 2011
3 posts
Clusterfuck to the finish line.
So much work. I had no idea that I was neglecting my e-mail inbox so badly. This is getting bad. Senioritis go away!
My uncle died today.
He’s gone. I knew he was sick. But now he’s gone. I spent my night planning hotels, rental cars, plane tickets, and trying to take it all in. I leave for New Jersey in the morning. I don’t even know what to do. I am truly at a loss.
I am lost.
Rest in Peace, Uncle Richard. Z”l. May your memory be for a blessing.
He calls. To check and see if I’m okay after a long day. He wants to hear about my life, why me and my best friend are fighting. He wants to look perfect for Saturday night, so he checks on his ideas with me. He likes me. My entire being. I aspire to be like him. I aspire to be as strong as he is. He cares about me. It shouldn’t surprise me. But it makes the long days fill with...
September 2011
3 posts
“Weirdest weekend of my life. Up, down, up, down. Sick, better, sick, better....”
R.I.P. the 2,976 American people that lost their...
debutanteinbondage:
The whole situation is bad on so many levels.
Violence only leads to more violence.
When will it end?
Birthday Wish List
1. Red Watch (Mom and Dad are getting me this.)
2. Bunny Pillow Pet
3. An Elegant Dinner Party with my girls
4. A Snuggle Buddy
5. Someone to go Smoke Hookah with
6. Losing 10 pounds
August 2011
1 post
Dearest Tiny Tim,
Never again…
will I stop talking to you…
or stop laughing at your jokes…
or stop liking you as a person…
or stop loving your insanity…
or stop listening to the mix you made me…
or not like your love of seeing me.
You like me. I like you.
Love,
Little Shelby
July 2011
2 posts
“My foot is super swollen, but tonight was totally worth coming home and taking...”
Indie-pendence Day.
Tonight was beautiful. The people I was with were truly lovely people. I enjoyed getting to know new people. Dinner at Pops was delish. I spent 4 dollars. :D And getting to fireworks was cute, with the parking it went okay. Then we watched them for a while. Gorgeous. We thought they were over, so he walked me to my car. And then we sat in a human pretzel and watched the fireworks for another 20...
June 2011
1 post
“Please don’t go away again. You going away makes me want to fall apart a...”
May 2011
3 posts
Summer
will definitely include:
Sun
Workouts
Concerts
Dates
Smiles
Connecticut and Boston
Staying out late
Kisses
Dancing
Love, Love, Love.
I guess the summer is coming at me. :) So. Happy.
I love...
red vines, sunglasses, purses, Bad Granny’s Bazar, Black Magic Animals, and great Saturday nights. Delightful. :)
April 2011
3 posts
“You can’t run from what’s been inside you the whole time.”
February 2011
2 posts
Wallflower
One evening, I was a wallflower.
Yes, a wallflower. Sitting in the background with my grey petals.
Then, colors were brought to my petals.
Green, yellow, blue, pink, purple, and red.
All of these colors make the world seem much more beautiful.
Then I was no longer a wallflower with grey petals.
I am a flower with all the colors of the rainbow waiting to be viewed and loved as they should be.
“I want to live where soul meets body.”
May 2010
1 post
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Soft, sweet, and warm. A little wet from tongues finally touching like shy children. Beautiful and delightful with a slight taste of red vines. :) If tonight could be experienced again, I’d pay money to do it. Wonderful, sweet, and delicious. Nothing less than that.